the Gozinyas + Band in Fresno, CA

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We play Punk Rock music and recently moved up to Fresno from So Cal. Looking to take over. We like to party. Let us know if you have acid.

Origin: Temecula, CA
Genres: Punk Rock
Years active: 1996–present, current line-up since summer 2018

Members:
Fist Gozinya
Dick Gozinya
Crackerjack Gozinya

Past members:
Fingers Gozinya
Stix Gozinya
Pabst Gozinya
Cocktail Weenie Gozinya
Wolfman Gozinya
Phil Gozinya
Butthole McStinkfarts

History:
The Gozinyas are an American Punk Rock band from Temecula, California. They were formed in 1996 by vocalist/bassist Fist Gozinya (formerly of The John Budge Booze Band and Zero Class) and guitarists Dick Gozinya (formerly of Racecar Backwards) along with Fingers Gozinya and Wolfman Gozinya. Drummer Phil Gozinya joined The Gozinyas a few years later. However, it was not meant to be. As Phil Gozinyas' adult film career began to really take off, he found he had less and less time for recording and playing shows. Phil decided to leave the Gozinyas and focus full time on the gay porno films he had grown so found of shooting. He is now one of the most famous names in the gay porn industry. Fingers Gozinya was murdered by drunken circus midgets while out on a deep sea fishing trip and Wolfman Gozinya died of AIDS. The Gozinyas began searching for a new guitarist and soon found one at a local gun range. Crackerjack Gozinya was shooting at passing cars near the range when the Gozinyas arrived to toss some hand grenades around. After some small talk and a little sodomy, Crackerjack joined the Gozinyas lineup on guitar. He also plays the triangle.

The Gozinyas' mainstream success, particularly in Japan, was signified by a growing interest in punk rock during the 1990s, though unlike many of their contemporaries (including Third Try, Wisecrack and El Domino), they have never ever been very good. Every member of the Gozinyas has a huge Dong and they love to eat the pussy!

Fist Gozinya once stabbed a small child to death for drinking his tall can of Steel Reserve malt liquor. Dick Gozinya served time in Federal prison for Drug Smuggling after he was caught crossing the U.S./ Canadian border with over 70,000 hits of L.S.D.

The Gozinyas have released five albums, "Teabag Your Granny", "Port-o-Potty Love", "Brain Duffy Can't Get Laid", "Full of fu*k", and "In Your Eye" (which is mostly about Wolfman's wife). Their latest studio album, BBQ Beef Baby, is scheduled for release sometime in 2019.

Screen name:

theGozinyas

Member since:

Jan 08 2019

Active over 1 month ago

Level of commitment:

Very Committed

Years together:

20

Gigs played:

Over 100

Tend to practice:

2-3 times per week

Age:

28 years

Influences

Screeching Weasel, NOFX, Descendents, Guttermouth, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Minor Threat, the Nobodys, Digger, Agent Orange, Circle Jerks, Youth Brigade, GG Allin, the Mentors, Lagwagon, 88 finger louie, Bouncing Souls, the Ramones, the Clash, Prince etc.

Members Of Band

Fist Gozinya
Dick "Cartdog" Gozinya
Crackerjack Gozinya
Mr. Bear (deceased)

EQUIPMENT

Rhythm - Fender Telecaster
Lead - Epiphone SG Pro, Guild Fender Strat
Bass - Fisher Price Bass guitar

Mesa Boogie Dual Amps
Fire Plumbus
Ernie Ball strings
Nut sacks the size of furry cantelopes
Nunchucks
Glocks
Stinky Cocks
Pearl Drums

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